Kung Fu Panda 4/Transcript (2024)

(The short version of the opening "There is Only One Disney" promo appears)

(Screen cuts from black, revealing the Disney DVD logo in the middle of a blue background)

Tom Kane: This Disney DVD......

(Tinkerbell flies out from the Disney "D" and changes the logo to the "Disney's FastPlay" logo)

is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay!

(Tinkerbell flies left out of the shot, revealing the "FastPlay" option on the left, and the "Main Menu" option on the right)

(Click here to skip to the main menu section of this page)

Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass "FastPlay".....

(The "Main Menu" option flashes)

select the "Main Menu" button at anytime.

(The "FastPlay" option flashes)

"FastPlay" will begin in a moment!

(The "Disney's FastPlay" logo flashes and the screen fades to black)

(Footage of the Disney vault opening is shown)

Tony Rodgers: A beautiful maiden with a spellbinding destiny.

Maleficent: On her sixteenth birthday, she would prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Merryweather: From this slumber you shall wake, since true love's kiss the spell shall break. Make it blue!

Tony Rodgers: On Diamond Edition Blu-ray.

(King Stefan and King Hubert laugh heartily)

Flora: Make it pink!

Tony Rodgers: And for the first time on Digital HD. Incredible picture.

Prince Philip: Beautiful.

Tony Rodgers: Spectacular sound. The spell is cast, the magic is real and a kiss will change everything.

Fauna: I just love happy endings.

Tony Rodgers: Disney's ultimate fairy tale, "Sleeping Beauty".

Briar Rose: Everything's so wonderful!

Tony Rodgers: On Blu-ray and digital. For a limited time!

Hiccup: C'mon, bud. There's an entire other world of dragons out there. Unbelievable. Whaddya say? What should we name it? Itchy armpit, that is.

(Screen cuts to the 20th Century Fox and DreamWorks Animation SKG logos)

Valka: I bet you think you know a lot about dragons.

Hiccup: Should I know you?

Valka: No...but a mother never forgets. Every dragon has its secrets. I'll show them all to you!

Hiccup: Did you know about this?

Astrid: That's your mother?!

Hiccup: Now you know where I get my dramatic flair!

Valka: He likes you. Something is coming. Something you've never faced before.

Astrid: What's down there?

Drago: I alone control the dragons!

Gobber: Drago Bludvist is a madman.

Tuffnut: I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!

George del Hoyo: This summer...

Hiccup: Dad, there's something you need to know.

Stoick: Oh, boy.

Valka: I know what you're gonna say.

Stoick: You're as beautiful as the day I lost you. We're a team now. Now what do you want to do?

Hiccup: Drago's coming for our dragons. We have to stop him. Together. Don't worry, bud. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Valka: You have the heart of a chief...

Stoick: That's my boy!

Valka: ...and the soul of a dragon.

Hiccup: You know that doesn't wash out.

Drago: Cut them down!

Tuffnut: Dragon riders coming through!

Gobber: Heads up!

Tuffnut: We can't fly these facts!

Hiccup: They're babies! They don't listen to anyone.

Astrid: Take them down, babe!

Hiccup: C'mon, bud! Hang on!

George del Hoyo: DreamWorks' "How to Train Your Dragon 2".

Hiccup: Distract the alpha!

Gobber: Have a nice flight!

Hiccup: Woah, baby!

George del Hoyo: In 3D, RealD 3D and Digital 3D!

(Screen flashes from white, revealing the 2011 Disney logo)

Windlifter: The one the Lakota call Haokah beats his drum with the wind to make thunder.

(Thunder rumbles overhead)

With thunder comes lightning......

(Lightning flashes, and thunder booms overhead)

And with lightning comes fire.

Lil' Dipper: I don't hear any drums.

Windlifter: Csendes!

Patch: All aircraft, we have a report of a wildfire.

Maru: C'mon, boys. Let's load up!

Brian Lee: This summer, the world's hottest fire crew...

Lil' Dipper: There she burns, fellas!

Blade Ranger: Watch your altitude.

Brian Lee: Has a new recruit.

Lil' Dipper: Dusty Crophopper? The air racer?

Cad Spinner: Crophopper!

Lil' Dipper: You're smaller than I thought, but that's alright.

Dusty Crophopper: Um, thanks.

Blade Ranger: You came here to become a firefighter?

Cad Spinner: Spilling mud on people makes for mournful campers. Big festival at my lodge makes for happy campers. You understand?

Leadbottom: Response is yes!

Dusty Crophopper: Yes?

Chug: What?

Maru: What?

Cabbie: I will never understand why you want to jump out of a perfectly real airplane.

Dynamite: We're not. We're jumping out of you!

Blade Ranger: Get out of this airspace!

Dusty Crophopper: I'm sorry!

Blackout: Copy that, jefe––

Brian Lee: Disney presents....

Pickup Truck in Bar: Hey, sugar rims, you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Pink Truck: Pick up trucks!

Brian Lee: The rookie.

Blade Ranger: Tear off his landing gear.

Dusty Crophopper: What?

Maru: Give him a go. Oh! Burst the wheels, genius.

Dusty Crophopper: Ohh...

Brian Lee: The fan.

Lil' Dipper: I'm Dipper. That's what everyone calls me.

Dusty Crophopper: Missus.

Lil' Dipper: Miss.

Dusty Crophopper: Miss.

Lil' Dipper: Miss. Yes.

Dusty Crophopper: Dipper.

Lil' Dipper: Dipper.

Dusty Crophopper: Yes.

Lil' Dipper: Yes. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Brian Lee: The chief.

Blade Ranger: Windlifter, you're clear to maneuver. Dipper, set up for a drop and vee the head of the fire.

Lil' Dipper: Copy that.

Brian Lee: The inspector.

Ryker: Mr. Mayday.

Mayday: That guy writing down everything I say?

Ryker: Yes.

Mayday: Then he just wrote that down?

Ryker: Yes.

Mayday: And that.

Ryker: Yes.

Mayday: And that.

Ryker: Yes.

Mayday: Oh, sugar.

Dusty Crophopper: I can do this!

Brian Lee: They fly in...

Blade Ranger: Let's load and go.

Brian Lee: Since others fly out.....

Dusty Crophopper: We're headed straight into the fire!

Windlifter: Brace yourselves.

Secretary of the Interior: How's the park's wildlife population?

Cad Spinner: Well, if you come to the festival tonight, there'll be plenty of wild animals. Hey, hey, hey!

Lil' Dipper: Shut the hangar door!

Dusty Crophopper: Awesome!

Brian Lee: Disney's "Planes: Fire & Rescue".

Leadbottom: It's like Mama's jalapeno chili. Spicy, twice!

Brian Lee: Landing summer 2014 in Digital 3D and RealD 3D!

(Screen fades from black, revealing the Arc Entertainment and Versatile logos)

David Kaye: On a distant planet, there is a young boy.....

Axel: C'mon, I have an idea! Ha ha! I am the biggest. I have the bug!

David Kaye: Who is destined to save his world.

Bonta: That distant land is the future of Baraboo. You must go and find it for your people.

Axel: And that's what just happens.

Papa Qi: Only you can hear the voice that comes from inside your heart, little one.

Axel: Nobody believes me. I promise that I will listen to my heart and I will the Bonta Grove. I will return someday! (echoes)

David Kaye: The journey...

Axel: You can follow me for one day.

Jono: Yes! Watch out! Hang on, I'll save you!

David Kaye: Of a hero....

Gaga: Did you say something?

David Kaye: Begins with...a single jump.

Jono: Yes, let's find out!

Axel: Yes, my foot really stinks!

Jono: Hey, I think he likes you.

Gaga: Guardians, attack!

David Kaye: "Axel: The Biggest Little Hero".

Axel: This is cool!

Jono: This really stinks!

David Kaye: Coming June 3rd on DVD!

(Screen fades from black, revealing the Arc Entertainment and Kandor Graphics logos)

Tony Rodgers: In a kingdom with too many rules.

Justice Officer: Keep walking.

Tony Rodgers: Justin had a dream to break free.

Justin: I want to be a knight.

Gran: You will need a quest.

Justin: Find my grandfather's sword and bring it home.

Tony Rodgers: Now, the world's unlikeliest hero...

Braulio: You are here, because...

Justin: I want to be trained.

Tony Rodgers: Will need to find the courage to meet his destiny.

Blucher: For this test, we choose a dragon. Yes!

Heraclio: Tomorrow, this land will have a new king.

Sota: Oh, nice crown.

Gran: Heraclio has the sword.

Blucher: He'll chew you up and he'll spit you out!

Justin: I'm ready!

Blucher: I like your spirit.

Talia: You need a sidekick?

Heraclio: If you won't join my army, you will face it!

Talia: No! Stop!!

Justin: Hey! Stop! Stop!

Melquiades: This cannot be impossible to me!

Justin: Release the lady.

Heraclio: The beginning of a new age for new heroes!

Tony Rodgers: "Justin and the Knights of Valor"!

Melquiades: Creatures of flames, respond to my call!

(Screen fades from black, revealing the 2011 Disney logo)

David Jeremiah: The world's biggest criminal has stolen the biggest treasures, escaped the biggest prisons. And he bears a strong resemblance...

(Thunder smashes overhead)

to someone you know.....

Constantine: It's not easy being mean.

Walter: It's Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog.

Fozzie: Check this out. Unh!

Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit.

Fozzie: Aah!

Walter: What? What have you done with Kermit?!

Constantine: Boo.

Kermit: Aahhhh!!!! There must be some mistake. I'm Kermit the Frog! And I'm not Constantine.

Nadya: You're going to be here awhile.

Kermit: Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog. here.

Constantine: Kermit the Frog. heere. I am Kermit and now you guys have all the freedom you want.

All: What?!

Gonzo: Where have I done the indoor running of the bulls?

Salma Hayek: Aah!

Scooter: I can’t watch.

Dominic Badguy: Dominic. International tour manager.

Fozzie: Dominic Badguy?

Dominic Badguy: Bad-Gee. It's French.

All: Oh.

Constantine: My name will go down in history as biggest thief of all-time.

Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?

Constantine: Of course. My name first, then space-bar, space-bar, space-bar, your name.

Nadya: Hit it, boys.

All: Oohhhh!!!!

David Jeremiah: On August 12th....

Walter: Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?

Miss Piggy: That's ridiculous. He's never been more caring and devoted to me!

Rizzo: Yes. That's what we're saying.

David Jeremiah: Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell and Tina Fey.

Jean-Pierre Napoleon: This is my car. It is illegal now for its massive tires.

David Jermiah: Plus, so many Hollywood stars. It will leave you wanting more.

Waldorf: Yes. No more.

Statler: Ahh.

Danny: Waka! Waka!

Walter: There's only one guy in this world who can save us. Only one frog who can restore order.

Kermit: Let's get out of here!

Walter: Bring justice and set facts right!

Fozzie: You are speaking about Kermit, right?

Sam the Eagle: C.I.A.

Jean-Pierre Napoleon: Interpol.

Sam the Eagle: This is my travel badge. Here is my real badge.

Jean-Pierre Napoleon: You would've been looking at the wrong badge!

Sam the Eagle: What? You were saying?

David Jeremiah: "Muppets Most Wanted"!

Animal: Sequel!

Kermit: I am not Constantine!

Nadya: Lights out! Turn them back on, I can't see anything. You have to wait until I'm, like, out of the hallway!

(After the previews, the dark blue FBI warnings appear)

(After the dark blue FBI warnings, the 2007 Disney DVD logo plays)

(After the 2007 Disney DVD logo, the movie starts playing)

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